Holy smoke!
A monk was walking in the monastery garden during a period of meditation. He encountered another monk who was smoking as he walked slowly along the path.
"Did you get permission to smoke during meditation?" asked the first monk.
"Yes, I was given permission."
"But I asked if I could smoke during meditation and was turned down!"
"You didn't phrase it properly. You asked if you could smoke during meditation. I asked if I could meditate while I smoked."
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posted by Arena Green at 1:45 pm
5 Comments:
Monk can smoke meh?
This is a great piece... that's proper English.
Kenny: I think smoking is not haram like drinking ...
Mave: Yeah, proper English usage would really help some of our politicians too, eh? ;-P
AM:
I met the smoking monke at Fishhead curry house in Mantin.
The other monke is actually a nun in disguise; she rendewooed with the made monke until I interrupted, and I said: 3 is a loud, and we adjourned for runch, which means a lunch made on the run before the nun's absence was noticed at the NONvent:)
AM: art thou makin an AP when mave joins Desi at Mantin soSON?--Desi
Hello Desi - fancy turning up on Diwali eve to give me some cheer. I'm still running rounds to find the right reasons to, well, you-guess-what! Hope you are getting on fine, Desi! :-D
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