Doggone day

Mulla Nasruddin was playing cards with his dog.

A man looked, he was surprised - the dog was really playing. So he said to Nasruddin, "Nasruddin, you really have a strange and wise dog!"

Nasruddin said, "Not so - he is not so wise as he appears, because whenever he gets a good hand, he wags his tail. Not so wise as he looks!"